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Fed Up?? Let’s break up !!


This is it. Bahot ho gaya, now i can’t live with you. It’s hard for me to take this decision but now I can’t handle you any more. It took so many days for this to come out, to say all this and trust me being a girl it’s not that easy for me.

With you I feel Safe, you make me feel and look like a girl, a princess.  You gave me the charm, the elegance, the style. With you there is a glimpse of delicacy in my actions. In fact you are the one who transformed this “rough and tough me” into a delicate darling.

Yes, blame me, going with you was my choice and initially I was loving you,  but then slowly I realized that we are not made for each other.

As the person I am,  who loves something new every now and then. Always looking for few adventures, trying new experiments,  you certainly were the best and served your purpose faithfully. 

Sorry but its over now.  It’s becoming more and more difficult. You are good temporarily, but not for long term.

I so much want you to be with me. But with you i can’t do things right. I can’t use keyboard properly, even on mobile it becomes a mess trying to touch and tap the right place. Laundry is a hard task with you. It had become very hard to do daily routine work. Many times I bruised myself because of you. Sometimes you also got hurt, and..ouch.. that hurt me a lot..yes a lot..Literally.

So, my dear long, girlish, well filed, beautiful and well shaped nails.. (One already broken real bad)..Goooood byyeee. I am now murdering you all by chopping your heads off. Cya soon.

P.S – Another hand on humor. Let me know how is it.

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Ah!! These Girls


Listening to a Bollywood Hindi song.. In this blog post I am analyzing how it also shows the fun and lighter side of a girl-boy relationship. Yes girls are like this only. All they need is just love and care..

Song goes like this –

Boy
Agar main kahoon mujhe tumse mohabbat hai / If I tell you I love you
Meri bas yehi chaahat hai toh kya kahogi / and you are my only wish, what will you do?

Girl :
Main tumse kahoongi,  / I will tell you
is baat ko agar tum / If you would have said this thing
Zara aur saja ke kehte, zara ghooma-phira ke kehte / indirectly and in good way,
To achcha hota / then it would have been better

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Ok fine.. He loves truly, what he can do.. He tries.. Boy tries to express his love ‘thoda ghuma fira ke‘ see how he symbolize his feelings for her.

Boy :
Tumko jab dekhoon lagti ho jaise nayi  / When I see you, you look new/fresh
Honthh hain pankhadi phool ki  / Lips are like petals of flower
Aankhein jaise jugnu chamke huwe / Eyes are like fire-flies
Soche mera ye dil dhadakte huwe / This is what my heart thinks while beating
Agar main kahoon / If I tell you
Agar main kahoon ye jo chehra hai  / If I tell you that this face of yours
Jaise koyi chaand hai toh kya kahogi  / is like moon, then what will you say?

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Girl is not happy with even this effort..well girls have a god gift of finding mistakes and faults in almost everything.. How can this go un-judged. Why over expecting gal??

Girl :
Main tumse kahoongi  / I will tell you
Mujhko bhoole se bhi chaand tum na kaho  / Don’t ever say me moon
Chaand mein toh kayin daag hai / Because even moon has scars
Mujhe phool na kehna woh murjhaate hain  / Don’t say me flower, coz they also get dry
Jugnu bhi na kehna woh kho jaate hain / Don’t say me fire-fly, they get lost

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Again she want him to say in some other better way, than that would have been better

And when the boy surprised by listening to her replies doesn’t know how to say and what to say. Headed to leave in vain after so much effort and failing in love.

Then finally girl agrees her love as well..watching him going she says –
‘When this is the saying of both the hearts, then why to say it’

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arey pagli, pahle kya Chinese me bola tha kya bechare bande ne’

That innocent guy is saying so clearly his love for the gal and she is dying for some dramatic version. When he do even that, she finds lack in that also.

It happens. Girl is toh spending time with boy, roaming like close friends mmm… more like gf -bf but not understanding his feelings. He had done many things that ‘just-a-friend’ will never do. Indirectly he have had expressed many times his feelings and anyone ‘except that girl’ can easily see and understand that. His eyes can easily be read. And after all this, even if someone comes and try to make her understand about that, her reaction will be like ‘okaaay,but yar usne kabhi directly toh bola hi nahi’

Girls don’t want to see indirect expression, she want things to be said directly. And when he says so crystal clearly she says thoda ghuma ke kahte to achha hota

Ufff… So complicated girls are.. bahan, pahle khud to decide karle chahti kya hain’

P.S. – my first take on humor. May be not that a great read, but if you smiled even once, I am inspired.
P.P.S. – translation done by Google baba 😛

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